Fade in.
She: You stop shaving?
He: Yep.
She: Like, your mustache? The charity thing?
He: No, that’s Movember. Which is awesome. But different.
She: So you don’t shave at all?
He: Right.
She: For a month?
He: No Shaving in December. Right.
She: Ew.
A brief pause.
She: Why? Because some guy on the internet told you to?
He: He… no. I mean. That’s how I found out about it. But that’s not why.
She: Why then? Doesn’t it itch?
He: It itches for a while. That’s part of the whole thing.
She: Part of what whole thing? Why put yourself through that?
He: Just because. Don’t worry about it.
She: No. No way. If have to live with it for a month, I want to know why.
He: No. Anyhow, you’ll think it’s silly.
She: Probably.
A brief pause.
He: I do it to be free.
She: You do it to be free.
He: I do it to be free. I do it because the world finds a hundred ways each day to silence the songs of my heart. I do it because I need a counterpoint to neckties and filing cabinets and oxford commas. I do it because so much of my life is multivitamins and single-file lines and carpet tiles and checklists and parallel parking and sugar free sweetener and appointment reminders and hand sanitizer and whiteboards that the idea of running a razor across my neck every day in an effort to fit in better is simply more than I will accept. I do it to push back that cloud of oppressive, pervasive, repressive cleanliness by half an inch; to give myself space to breathe, and to be.
A brief pause.
She: Multivitamins. Is that what the guy on the internet told you? Multivitamins?
He: We also get to tweet about it and post photos.
She: Oh good.
meandering wildly 
applause
Dude. Awesome. I mean, yeah, man. One heck of a she, but yeah, way to go, man!
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I urged Malaysian Policemen to pay more attention on Internet culprits as they can do something bad to our country through the software and computer technology. They really can control people’s mind through it and eventually creates a bad image of Malaysian police too.
I need to contact to Mozila Firefox browser developing team in .
Nowadays , Mozila Firefox clients can ‘t work well when filing taxes online through the Internet .
We want to work with Mozila Firefox developing team to solve this problem for Revenue Department in Thailand. Can you come to join with us to work to solve this ? I think if we can help get rid off this
limitation ,it will be commercial benefit in the future for us. I can go to meet you anywhere. Sorry to contact
you in this way .There is no other ways to contact Firefox develop team..
Brdgs
Sutiwas