Doubleshot to the heart

As posted moments ago on the appropriate starbucks contact form. This is important people. We need to get a grassroots god damned uprising going. [For the uninitiated, I refer to this.]

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Item: The starbucks doubleshot is a stroke of caffeinated genius.

Item: My friends and I want more of it. MUCH more.

Item: We live in Canada.

The current calculus of doubleshot availability makes us very sad because the moral is that in order to keep ourselves supplied, we need to travel to the US, which we are only too happy to do, but which is rather prohibitive on a daily basis.

It would do our spirits almost incalculable good to know the following:

– How can we best order quantities (maybe LARGE quantities) of this delivered to our collective doorsteps?
– When can we expect to see it in stores up here.

If you need us to elect a particular party to government, or grant you tax free status, we’ll see what we can do, just please don’t make us beg.

Unless that will get us our doubleshots, in which case we’re not above it.

With sincerest regards,

Johnathan Nightingale

Edit: Aug 15. They replied:

Dear Mr. Nightingale:

Thank you for contacting Starbucks Coffee Company.

The canned DoubleshotT coffee drink is currently available nationwide in the United States and parts of Canada. You may find them any place Pepsi products are available. If your local grocery does not carry them, please inform the store manager that you would like these to be available for purchase. Please contact your local Pepsi distributor to obtain information regarding finding the product locally. Unfortunately they are not available through mail order or online.

Thank you again for contacting Starbucks. If you have any further questions or concerns, please contact us at info@starbucks.com or call (800) 23-LATTE to speak with a customer relations representative.

Sincerely,

Jessa M.

Customer Relations Representative

Starbucks Coffee Company

God Bless You Jessa. Now the hunt is on.

3 thoughts on “Doubleshot to the heart

  1. Hey any luck finding those double shots in canada? I live in van ,I would love to find some here too.

  2. Afraid not, though living in Van, it’d be a short trip across the border to get em. Any starbucks, or even Target/Walmart down there oughta have your hook up. I haven’t tried ordering them through Amazon.com, but it’s another avenue to explore, unless they’re marked Not For Export.

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